Shit Sarah Says

I'm lit as fuck

[Sarah Johnson @saritathechica]

I just want to be twitter verified

[Sarah Johnson @saritathechica]

You’re like second nature baby you’re just like breathing

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

“Ugh he’s so hot” https://t.co/AKbKTlpLvB

[Sarah Johnson @saritathechica]

Math is a foreign language to me, like I’m pretty sure my professor is speaking tupacanese to me rn and i literally don’t get it

[Sarah Johnson @saritathechica]

Nobody understands how excited I am to see my baby @PostMalone in may❤️❤️

[Possibly Drew @notdrew_karber]

You never gave up on me, so I’m not going to give up on us

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

@saritathechica 😘😘😘

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

She’s back in the 269!

We hope everyone had a great holiday break!! Don’t forget to DM us, so we can share new wild @saritathechica moments of 2018!

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

“Jk I think I can fall asleep if I stop listening to Kelly Clarkson and pretending I’m in the music video for behind these hazel eyes”

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

All I want for Christmas is for this fedora and these edits to come back

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

Were pretty sure she meant parka...

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

“It’s way to warm for me to be wearing this shawarma right now”

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

Aggressive as fuck... https://t.co/6ZYDxKPeXs

[Sarah Johnson @saritathechica]

WHOEVER FUCKED AROUND WITH THE QOUIJI BOARD IN AXID YA MOMS A HOE BECAUSE ITS OUT HERE BOOLIN TONIGHT

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

“I am a trash bag whatchu gonna do about it”

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

“I got astogmatism and I’m drunk what’s up bitches”

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

"Not I say the gators to the fly"

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

"Sorry they're ratchet. I'm from Compton"

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

"Fuck the chips"

First of all, have you seen my keys?

[Shit Sarah Says @sarah_shit]

Haven't done an edit this good since Nam