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[S @sarah_thebee]

I had a dream I was back in high school and I was so offended how I kept my locker
It was just trash and old food

[S @sarah_thebee]

I was going to say something a little more deep about fear/ reacting but it does all add up to being a complete wang

[S @sarah_thebee]

Fear makes people do really dumb shit

[Nancy Bepple @NancyBepple]

Hey #kamloops peeps. Once we take a breath and realize we can’t eat all the food we panic bought today, think about donating some of it to @kamfoodbank. 🙏🧡

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

hosting snl must be like jury duty for celebrities

[m @rarebadgley]

notice how adele can spot one person who needed help and stopped the concert until she knew they were okay , but travis scott had hundreds injured and multiple dead and he didn’t notice nor stop the concert ?

[S @sarah_thebee]

“If you drink too many holy waters you shit green the next day” - Me giving drinking advice to a girl I just met

[S @sarah_thebee]

@jasminexoxo___ Yah same I’m so happy you tweeted this haha

[S @sarah_thebee]

Smells like time to re do your whole life

[S @sarah_thebee]

I love Winners around Easter / spring. Smells like time to re decorate

[S @sarah_thebee]

Buy a bidet and never look back. That’s the tweet

[conner petrie @connerrpetrie]

Everyone thinks old people are these sweet beautiful people who can do nothing wrong until they work in customer service

[S @sarah_thebee]

How many times do you feel your eyes roll back into your head when someone is offended that 6 Dr Suess books are no longer being printed? What do you want? To smile and reminisce on days where racism was blatant and easy to ignore???

[S @sarah_thebee]

You know you’ve been liking messages instead of responding to them too much when you *double tap your auto deposit from your benefits on online banking*

[S @sarah_thebee]

@sierragladu Omg same it’s hard lol

[S @sarah_thebee]

What a time to be alive

[S @sarah_thebee]

Having a mimosa to boost my vitamin C intake. Taking my health into my own hands this year

[S @sarah_thebee]

@brandy_makarra Hell no!! And when someone refers him as that I say NOOO not until I have a ring he doesn’t get the privilege of that name 😂😂