Sarah

dog mom

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"do you remember?"

me:

[t 🪴 @__taylor__made]

not now honey, mama is in line for the jonas brothers presale

[sev @stevirouss]

there is nothing better than sleeping.

[Sarah @Sarah_Weber]

The absolute CHOKE HOLD this photo had on me when I was 16

[joe jonas archive @joejonasarchive]

joe jonas for rolling stone magazine

[Sharla McBride @SharlaMcBride]

If you do anything RIGHT NOW. Stop and say a prayer for Bills’ Demar Hamlin. They are giving him CPR on the field. This is absolutely horrific🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Dan(ny) Lempert @danlempert]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“2022 is gonna be my year”
Me:

[sev @stevirouss]

“you look really tired” i really am.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

how tight my christmas budget is this year:

[Sarah @Sarah_Weber]

@teetaweewa

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you’re planning your wedding? that’s cool i’m planning my afternoon snack

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

I’m the saddest happiest sweetest meanest girl alive

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I need to start living more. Dressing up more, going places, taking pictures. Just living . Life is short

[Sarah @Sarah_Weber]

@teetaweewa 800! Shit. I have one on the 30th hopefully mine isn’t that much

[Sarah @Sarah_Weber]

Depressed Disney princess.

[Jessy's Pineapple🍍 @JessysPineapple]

Sassy Spongebob..... if I could zoom right now.... What's yours?

[Sarah @Sarah_Weber]

@teetaweewa You’re darn tootin

[Sarah @Sarah_Weber]

@teetaweewa

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Girls be like “I’m gonna run errands”

The errands:

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

my problem with fuck marry kill is if i’m busy fucking and killing its not necessarily the best time to also plan a wedding

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i come over and be weird at your house

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

them: why u going to the fair if u not riding the rides???

me: