Sarah

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[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@Lowes Breaking my 5+ year twitter hiatus to report that this is still happening @Lowes

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

Concerning that the saw at my local Lowe’s is not working 50% of the time I need to have wood cut here. Feels weird that a hardware store can’t maintain their equipment 🤔 @Lowes

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

Who are all these random ass people on my tl

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Ted Cruz is in New York. If you hear something eating your garbage tonight it might not be the rats.

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@KTran5 Thank you for your service 🫡

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

I just feel like Alex Jones eats a lot of salt. High sodium vibes from that guy.

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

That’s hot

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

Me: “why would anyone watch a tiktok live of someone ‘mining’ for prizes”
Also me: ~screaming~ to interrupt Chase while he’s gaming “OH SHIT THE MOM IS IN THE CRATE NOW!!!!”

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

Bring your fucking pets inside in this heat.

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@GregAbbott_TX have you decided to stop believing your own lies yet

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@tedcruz you’re a slime ball

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@GregAbbott_TX @tedcruz have you decided to protect the kids in your state yet? Or will you keep bending over backwards and doing insane mental gymnastics to keep the NRA signing your checks

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@honeybook please please please make it possible to completely customize what notifications I receive. I logged in to 40-something notifications today, only 9 of which required an action from me. Can be super overwhelming and cause me to procrastinate getting things done 😭

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@GregAbbott_TX @tedcruz you have the ability to pass sensible gun legislation and people will continue to die here until you do something about it. It’s all on you 👍🏼

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@tedcruz @GregAbbott_TX how’s the NRA blood money treating y’all today

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@tedcruz @GregAbbott_TX traaaaaaash

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

Your kid gets shot to death in their classroom and someone says to you “could’ve been worse!”

And that person is the governor @GregAbbott_TX

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@GregAbbott_TX @tedcruz don’t forget y’all are trash ✨

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

@tedcruz @GregAbbott_TX I plan to remind each of you every single day that you’ve failed the people for whom you work until you’re no longer in office. There’s a whole lot of blood on your hands. The blood of defenseless children, no less. Tell me how you sleep at night.

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

You’re a spineless piece of garbage @GregAbbott_TX 💕

[Sarah @sarah_whos]

Same to you @tedcruz. Top tier asshole. Absolutely legendary walking contradiction.