Sarah Altmeyer™

especially gifted napper.

[Curt Weiler @CurtMWeiler]

Booger McFarland on Bama over FSU: "This is a travesty to the sport."

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

our roman empire:

[Sarah Altmeyer™ @sarahaltmeyer]

Ugh.

[real scary hours @MoparJade]

100 YARDS AWAY FROM SCHEANA #PumpRules #pumprulesreunion

[chunk master flex @lordnavji]

“You’re worth nothing and I want you to feel that deep in your soul…Hear my words and know that’s how I feel about you.” #PumpRules

[huh @jcpenney666]

I need the #VanderpumpRules reunion to be 1 part, several hours, zero commercials. Don’t fucking play with me @Andy

[Sarah Altmeyer™ @sarahaltmeyer]

@0x_heather Exact thoughts

[Sarah Altmeyer™ @sarahaltmeyer]

Someone give Joel Dahmen and his caddy their own show.

[Sarah Altmeyer™ @sarahaltmeyer]

Cowboys kicker

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[JOE MANGANIELLO @JoeManganiello]

RIP FRANCO

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

At this point I wonder if I’m the one who dies in the season finale of The White Lotus.

[🦭 @youdeniseatsix]

me ignoring the skip intro button when the white lotus theme comes on https://t.co/ktyIu1Dxw7

[Sarah Altmeyer™ @sarahaltmeyer]

My toxic trait is telling people that I don’t watch trash tv and then proceed to binge watch an entire season of Buying Beverly Hills in one sitting 🫠

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[Sarah Altmeyer™ @sarahaltmeyer]

Yes. #SNL

[Sarah Altmeyer™ @sarahaltmeyer]

😩

[Sean Breslin @Sean_Breslin]

Before and after of the Fort Myers Beach Pier

[michelle hanley @piscesgurl69]

obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names