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[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

@brennan_joy6 i saw bran watching this and for sure thought this was a viral tweet he had found somewhere and then i heard your voice and was like whoa that’s brennan! that was wild.

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

ok someone posted this on facebook, but all i can think of is the trauma of these drills during the low-rise jean era.

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

anybody else consistently dream about being in high school again but you can’t remember your locker combo?

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

2020 began with our uber driving saying “by the way this is my EP playing. i’m on soundcloud” and brandon saying “aight man, I’ll listen to this” 🙃🙃🙃

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

i went to the dentist this week & when they asked me what kind of toothbrush i use i said “sonic blast.” when they looked at me blankly, i realized it’s the “sonicaire burst” & i had just told them the name of my ice cream order at sonic

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

i just caught @Futbol_Baxter dusting stuff in his room with his hand and spit. i hate boys.

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

I’ve never been more proud of my parents

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

@Futbol_Baxter what abt nap chat?

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

a few nights ago it was wondering if my manager would cry at my funeral.

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

in case anyone wonders what keeps me up at night, tonight i can’t fall asleep bc i’m thinking about whether or not i would run back into my house in a fire to save my fav titanic nightgown. leaning towards yes at this time.

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

reasons brandon and i have realized we are soulmates: we both were raised shopping almost exclusively at kohl’s & survivor was a thursday night staple in our houses growing up. if u can’t relate, then 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Every work email I send:

Hey!
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :)
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
Emily

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

@Futbol_Baxter i’m sorry i cannot date you if “Boo👻” is going to be in your twitter name

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

@MalikWilliams27 @hannahjo1694 i’m just here to keep u humble

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

@MalikWilliams27 @hannahjo1694

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

“What if we made a show called Pilates of the Caribbean?” - Bran’s sunday afternoon ideas

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

i’m never more aware of my lack of a thigh gap than when i have a mosquito bite on my inner thigh :))

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

dad’s always got his priorities straight

[sarah jane @sarahasnacks]

@BrownCoww @LilJon can we double?