sarah...🌼

Que sera, sera

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What people say about me behind my back is none of my business

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You’re telling me I can’t eat raw cookie dough but men can drink raw eggs from a cup for “muscles”?

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As a kid I definitely thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it is

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I wonder how Howie Mandel is doing with all of this

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“She’s like Shakira, but Walmart brand”

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Trying to delete photos is so hard and idk why like why can't I bare to part with photos like these

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I have never once been to Market Basket and not seen someone I know

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@AlexanderTSilva @weednwubs Damn that soap hasn’t moved even a little

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So what I’m still a rockstar I got my rock moves and I don’t need you

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For example, maple syrup can be substituted for vanilla extract

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A thing I do a lot is google what to substitute for things in recipes bc I’m not a real adult and don’t have a stocked fridge or pantry ever

[crab @dmndeyes]

My dude O’Malley went off

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I love a stand up comedy Netflix special

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My favorite food group is cheese and my favorite human group is drunk girls in a bathroom

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The things my dad sends me while I’m in Italy

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I can smell your masculinity complex from a mile away

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@craigahh Most likely Home Depot

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The only wish I make on eyelashes is for my lashes to stop falling out

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Stopped by my parents before going out
My dad: Those are some big earrings where ya goin

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How do they always somehow put your 8 groceries into 9 plastic bags