FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆
New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
“Grandpa, how did World War III start?”
“Well, Johnny. There was this youth football coaching legend called Three Year Letterman who kept addressing Iran’s Supreme Leader as Khalessi on Twitter and telling him that he had zero SEC Championships and never lettered in shit . . . “
For all Canadians saying they were the better team….
On George Washington’s birthday, let me remind you…the British were the better team.
And yet the Americans still won their independence.