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curiouser and curiouser

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Me at my wedding https://t.co/2FmuQ78Qjt

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

@sarahbguy #TacoEmojiEngine

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https://t.co/ucaY6og1MR

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@JoeKiriakatos I mean I been locked up twice, I’m in a gang and I still work here

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LFGM!!

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

We got some FRINGE for you right here, we call it a SWEEP in NYC. #LFGM
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@NOTVIKING @dvoc24 @J_Davis727

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When you accidentally turn to your front facing camera ....

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who came up with it?

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Kissing on the lips is such a weird concept

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@J_Davis727 @NickNardachone I mean im definitely going down but I’m glad to hear you’re doing alright

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Two doors... one for people entering, one for people exiting. Very simple. Unsure how people do not understand.

[New York Mets @Mets]

🚨 RT TO WIN 🚨

Retweet for your chance to win a #DavidWright autographed baseball! #OurCaptain

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Life was never the same after Vine left.

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@SavinTheBees @gracielledane_ @bubs_53

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
Take it easy on those who love you
Life is short, you’re gonna need ‘em
Take it easy on yourself
Life is long, you’re gonna need you

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All these people excited for the cold?? Wait till seasonal depression hits because it’s dark all day long and the snow isnt even pretty bc it’s black and and you have to wake up an hour earlier bc snow and you have figure out what to do with your jacket when you go out. shut up.

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RT 10 billion times part 2

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RT 10 billion times

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If you don’t like lighthouses, you suck.

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Weather around here is so trash. 100% humidity in the summer, 10 degrees in the winter, snows in the spring, 95 degrees in the fall .... total trash.

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Eff off all you “the city=all 5 boroughs” people... everyone knows we mean manhattan

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If anyone was planning on assasinating me ... today is a good day