Sarah Brown

shoot your shot

[Sarah Brown @Sarahbrown1815]

Dear kids - don’t ever go to the college in your home town. You will be called a “townie” until you die.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

united states mcflurry machine

🤝

not working for the people

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

at least we have fabian

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Abortion is a fundamental right for all women. It must be protected. I wish to express my solidarity with the women whose liberties are being undermined by the Supreme Court of the United States.

[Drew Gill @drdrew82]

With all due respect (absolutely none), go fuck yourself 🖕🏻

[BbCakes. @_Qwein_]

the relationship that I'm in rn is the one that I want forever.

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

my mom just ended my life

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

going to Aldi does anyone need anything

[Cal @SimpGanassi]

Everyone under 40 right now

[Sarah Brown @Sarahbrown1815]

I am convinced @elonmusk has a brain eating amoeba just chomping away in his lil noggin

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Despite Tesla doing more for the environment than any company ever!

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

One of my dearest and best friends who is also my neighbor asked if he could get my spare keys to let my dog out while I was at work today and I just got home….

[victoria | @vkuznetsova13]

I think next years met gala theme should just be Blake Lively

[Ashley Tisdale @ashleytisdale]

If I ever get invited to the #MetGala I would replicate one of my past iconic looks…

[Sarah Brown @Sarahbrown1815]

@JColeNC please please please add Wet Dreamz to the lollapalooza 2022 set list if it isn’t already. I will tweet this every day until then if I have to pretty please & thanks

[Green Day @GreenDay]

Oh heyyy, Chicago! Making our return to headline @lollapalooza for the first time since 2010 💥 Can't wait to kick it at Grant Park 🎸😜 https://t.co/6xYFAKd5Xj

[Sarah Brown @Sarahbrown1815]

Kylie changed her sons name from wolf to coyote because the vibes told her to

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Make South Park satire again