Sarah Bustard

I've been described as having the cheerfulness that would have me summarily fired from any US governmental bureau.

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

I finally watched Jury Duty and I was cry laughing. If you didn’t watch when it came out, take this as your sign to watch it now. And let me know what you think of the crutches chair 😅

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

A bug crawled out of the change table in the mall bathroom today while I was changing my baby. And now I’m convinced I brought home bed bugs via my stroller and diaper bag.
Brb burning everything I own.

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

@TheFwordNB @xOFFSETx I also prefer the right for the same reasons (except I don’t have much of a ninja problem). But I can also manage the left where some people are like “noooooo! Not that side!”

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

My #1 discovery since becoming a parent is that men are super particular with what arm they use for holding babies.

[EPIC DIZ Justin @epicdiz]

My daughter got accepted into a once in a lifetime summer education program put in by the New York Times. The tuition for it is a staggering amount so I started a gofundme because I want to at least try. If this resonates with you please give it a RT https://t.co/sJ3zWzZfFK

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

@wavingtoanimals It’s three paycheque March. Do it.

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

And wine. Lots of red wine.

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

That 5 drinks thing but maternity leave edition:
- Hot coffee with milk
- Cold, 4 hour old, coffee with milk
- Ice cold Diet Coke
- Room temperature Diet Coke
- water from my stupid expensive water bottle I was influenced into buying (but it does keep my water verrry cold)

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

@wavingtoanimals Thank you 🙏🏼 can’t wait to pay a couple bills!

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

Me at 4:42: well kid #1 lasted the day at daycare and we didn’t get a sick call!
Message from daycare at 4:46: kid is sick and can’t come back for 2 days.

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

Pierre was accidentally added to a text group chat that is clearly with some sort of lifestyle “coach” and clients and Lolol so far we’ve learned rule #1: eating is for function and not flavour. He responded with a picture of lasagna 😂

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

@lainiebell73 These are also very good for dipping! Nice and strong - hold a lot of dip!

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

Did you know there are 6 Home Alone movies? Because I did not and @Coleslama had it as a trivia question last night and I'm still bitter I only guessed 5.

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

@wavingtoanimals There is! It's a Greener Village initiative.

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“These instructions are wrong” - Pierre, building a very popular ikea dresser.
I’m sure this will turn out well. 🙃

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

@TheFwordNB If you collect optimum points - Shoppers is having their big point redemption event this weekend. Might be an option if you have points.

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

@wavingtoanimals Penny and Scout are big pee on the deck winter dogs... But Scout also thinks we can't see her in the snow and tries to run away until we start yelling "TOOTHBRUSH. WANT A TOOTHBRUSH?!" so she'll come inside for a dental treat.

[Sarah Bustard @sarahbustard]

@craigchouinard I was wondering that as I was crawling around on my floors today… will need to investigate.

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Finally found the missing remote

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My favourite game to play when my toddler goes to bed is called “where the hell did the toddler hide all the tv remotes?!”.

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