Sarah 🦋

[Sarah 🦋 @sarahcath33]

@walls why has my solero got 2 sticks lol

[💙🤍❤🏛 𐔌 . ⋮ Enki .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ ⚣ @YunaanBanaanaa]

@hilosfemi You don't give birth to "this". You raise it.
"This" is a failure of parenting by the adults involved. Men are not biologically predisposed to being bad people. Just as women aren't for being good. This kind of verbiage only takes credibility away from bad people.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

My deepest condolences to all who loved him.
Rest in peace, Sina Ashgbousi 🇮🇷🐍⚡️

[Liv ♡ @_livgreenwood]

What a gorgeous soul Lisa Riley is. They’re lucky to have her in there✨🫶🏻 #ImACeleb

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government will soon announce that the morning-after pill will be given out for free at pharmacies

[@kateferguson4]

[cait ✞︎ @noacfclit]

sam fender id give you both my kidneys

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

you are absolutely right.

she's been cripwalking and going to an IMMACULATE home to a 6'5" tech billionaire, active father, philanthropist, feminist, and women's maternal health advocate who makes their children custom drawn fucking pancakes every weekend (I'm not kidding, look it up) and buys his daughters entire sports teams while investing in women's sports worldwide.

you bitches are absolutely INSANE to try and downplay her life and blessings in any kind of way, because you're supporting a rapper that doesn't even know your name.

BUT YOU SHOULD BE MAD. And anybody who fumbled 23-time Grand Slam champion Serena Williams before Alexis Ohanian got to her, should be absolutely sick about it.

I am cackling at the audacity of nameless and faceless men trying to lessen her life. TUH. 😭

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Starmer taking an HIV test has achieved something: we now know how utterly clueless people are about HIV.

1. Heterosexuals can get HIV
2. HIV stigma and fear prevent people from testing.
3. But testing means getting treatment if required
4. Effective treatment makes the virus untransmitable.
5. Treatment means people living with HIV can have a normal life expectancy.

It's 2025 and self-presenting smart arse liberals like Jonathan Pie are spreading HIV misinformation. Crackers.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Tesco: “£2.99 please.”

Me: “I don’t have a clubcard.”

Tesco:

[Becky @IzzardBecky]

What the fuck is this performance on Jools Holland 😂 can’t work out if I’ve drunk too much or not enough 😭

[Amy @queenofaerobics]

I put my daughter to bed an hour ago and she's just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

[Richard Gransden @RGransden85]

Rebekah Vardy nominating Coleen for every trial #imaceleb

[Kaya @kyylien]

Why do bad things happen to good people (straightened my hair and didn’t realize it’s raining)

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

So, according to Keir Starmer, if you’re a plumber or electrician and have been busy this year and earned over £100k, even though you’ve been getting up at 5am, working your nuts off, grafting for your family…

YOU’RE NOT WHAT LABOUR CLASS AS A WORKING PERSON.

Filth. 🤬

[Serkan Glatt @serkanglatt]

@tim_blandford Hey Tim, maybe it's less about us and more about their freedom to choose. Everyone should do what makes them happy, whether it's lip filler or bacon sandwiches!

[Dale @DaleAC93]

Inheritance Tax shouldn't even be a thing. Work hard all your life to leave your family something when you're gone, and the government goes and takes 40% of it's value 😂

[LouiseW @Cogs39]

No idea why Gorka needed to be topless to ‘fix’ the Vengabus, but thank you to whoever thought it necessary 🤣 #strictly #scd #strictlycomedancing

[Béi 💫 @WriterofQueen]

'None of us can believe we're in the same room as a GP'

CHRIS 🤣🤣 #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

[Sky News @SkyNews]

An unusually-shaped plane has landed at London's Heathrow Airport to deliver spare parts.

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