my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God’s way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD
White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?
Imagine:you graduate from Vienna High School. You end up the Bachelorette. He comes to your hometown. You begin with Checo’s, the closest thing to foreign food around, then to Jason’s showing what you did for an after school activity, and end the day with soft serve at The Market
Imagine: you graduate from Iberia high school. You end up on the bachelor. She comes to your hometown. You have one road coming into Iberia surrounded by 6000 gravel roads. You hit up hard times to grab a burger, then head to fanchers to grab a case and hit up some gravel. Nice
If I was on the Bachelorette and made it to hometowns I’d have to be like “This is Bass Pro. And this is Silver Dollar City, it’s like Bass Pro with roller coasters. And for dinner, they’re gonna throw the roll at you HEADS UP HAHA”