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Space explorer, may be robot. Weather updates available

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

Me in the winter- it’s much easier to diet in the summer, I just want to comfort eat now. Me in the summer- I need a beer garden, cider and chips NOW!

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

@nxupdates Are you going to be running the 12:50 from Glasgow to Manchester?

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

This child has life all worked out.

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

As a nurse it's my #publicduty to tell you that the tories are killing our NHS. Everyone that needs help will suffer if this continues.

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

No one warned me I'd need a 5 day tech course to make payments via my online account @HSBC_UK

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

My real human children aren't here this morning so these 2 are wishing me happy Mother's Day instead. These are cuter

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

The first step is admitting it.

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

@Globalgooner 😂😂😂

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

Bodypump done... now to each lie as still as possible for the rest of Sunday @Globalgooner

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

@sarahsj25 if you ever need someone to arrange you a haunting you know where to come

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

@sarahsj25 molly : I was doing a quija board in the woods but it was quite windy so we asked the ghost to come home with us

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

Conversation I never thought I'd have "molly don't invite ghosts back to our house to play..."

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

Waking up with @Globalgooner... this is how every day of 2017 will begin (except less crumpets). Lovely New Years to all.

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

@KylieCosmeticUK wondering when my order is likely to be dispatched. Ordered online a week ago.

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

@KylieCosmeticUK hi, was hoping for an order update but email address on the website keeps sending back as undeliverable

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Toby... our cute yet aggressive newest family member

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

Poorly sick.... this guy is keeping me company ( I realise my twitter currently looks like I'm a crazy cat lady).

[sarah constable @sarahconny1982]

I have much to do today... but this has just happened.

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Day 4.... our small ladder barricade may not be effective

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Day three.... his watch is never ending