sar(@🏠)

she/her

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

this thing is about to get vandalized in ways humankind has never seen

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

@NoahKahan We brought Pakistani Noah Kahan to see you

[Francesca Hong For Governor @FrancescaHongWI]

C rawford
U nderly
N o (voter ID referendum)
T uesday

Pass it on.

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

@goblinkingkt KATIE

[𝔰𝔬𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔢🎭🍉 @bophiecat]

CLAIRE NEVILLE HAS THE NASTIEST FUCKIN FARTS IN THE WORLD SHE IS SMOKING US OUT OF THIS HOTEL ROOM WITH HER FARTS

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

and my legs are here

[mk @lil_sucrose]

day two at the kalahari: getting a medical examination in the lazy river after getting swept off my feet and falling in the wave pool like a cartoon character

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

the left lane is for people who drive FAST i’m not sure why there is still confusion

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

i love milwaukee

[kris @midnightrainlor]

you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

i love shonda rhimes as much as the next girl but these are some of the most unrealistic ass romantic relationships i’ve ever heard of. HEINOUS

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

no one’s doing anything like Stay by Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko these days and it’s sick. specifically @rihanna

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

@lil_sucrose i believe in you whisk chick! gatekeep/gaslight/girlboss your way through this <3

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

@litdaddy_vape no an even uglier version exists that doesn’t care about that behavior

[gaby 𐙚⋆ @buddieish]

finn hudson after he made that grilled cheese

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

just peed in the shower while brushing my teeth. get your water conservation game up

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

dustin: “you have too much stuff”
*the stuff: priceless classic pieces i’ve carefully curated beginning circa 2016*

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

@litdaddy_vape lord, i see what you’ve done for others

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

@ClaireNeville this was only 1 of 3 too

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

@lil_sucrose unfortunately

[sar(@🏠) @sarahdaniel73]

@goblinkingkt i had a good laugh but i’m worried for the state of the world