Sarah Clark

coffee drinker | filmmaker

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

Just crossed two lanes of traffic and shoved a child out of the way for a hot Krispy Kreme because I’m an ADULT! #firstonesfree

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

I could never be a crime scene investigator. With the rate at which my hair falls out, I would constantly be a suspect based on my hair being literally everywhere. #AlsoIDontLikeBlood 🔪

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

Rusted Root’s Send Me On My Way really takes the steam out of stunt choreography when it comes on shuffle.

[NEW YORK TV FESTIVAL @nytvf]

“Pitch your chracters first and your circumstances second. Those chracters need to be able to be picked up and dropped somewhere else, where they can be flawed, beautiful, complex chracters.” -Angie Gaffney

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

To the old woman who flipped me off when I asked for your parking spot: I hope I grow up to be just like you.

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

I didn’t understand why the car wash employees were staring at me as they handed back my keys. Then I realized I left my murder podcasts playing. #ssdgm

[Animating Podcasts @animatingpods]

My Favorite Murder - The Windy City @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark @StevenRayMorris @MyFavMurder

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

@Michael_LWade It was terrible, completely agree. Giving up on a team for two bad games after so many wins (like some people I saw) is nuts to me though.

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

Today is the only day it's cool to be this pasty white. Let's party. 🍀

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

Wait. $600 for a blender? Cmon Vitamix. If I'm paying $600 the blender better do my taxes and make my soup.

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

So. Things are stills getting worse? Okay great. #healthcare

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

Her: You can't even tell you're wearing makeup!
Me: Thank you. It took me 40 minutes to look like this. 🙄

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

Oh sex offenders. Winning oscars and presidencies left and right. 🦅MERICA

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

I like watching award shows about as much as I like drinking decaf coffee. #idont

[The Actor Factory @ActorFactory]

Chicago Casting Director @sarahdotclark begins her second day of audition intensives at The Factory.

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

Education schmeducation, am I right? #devos

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

#Enron pushed for deregulation for years, got it, then ruined thousands of lives due to greed, right?Cool just checking.#unitedstatesofenron

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

Instagram: for positivity and pretty pictures. Twitter: for shower thoughts and snarkiness. Facebook: that thing my mom does.

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

Is my landlord cool if I tell him to just pay my rent and then Mexico will pay him back "someday." That's how things work, right?

[Sarah Clark @sarahdotclark]

I don't always drink coffee, but when I do...that's a lie. I'm always drinking coffee.