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get stoned 🪨

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

I’m sorry but the ocean wants to kiss the moon sooooo bad like she’s obsessed

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

who still buys Pantene?
why are there commercials?

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

am I allowed to change my favorite animal?

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

@liljrryseinfeld A good one!!! A blessed one!! We love bosses that treat us like humans <3

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

I hope people see the loading circle on my forehead when my brain decides to go all

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

@liljrryseinfeld It’s all good I’m home now 😂

[DarkSkinPrisha 🇧🇿 @G0rGe0uSnYmPh0]

But how is no one talking about this.

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

@liljrryseinfeld Let’s go rn I’m in riverside

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I’m crying

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

@not_elle_woods I felt this in my soul

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i will say that i entered quarantine wanting to get skinny and i left it genuinely wanting to unlearn fatphobia/achieve body neutrality. so… an L for the patriarchy, a W for me?

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

@brookecgoodrich meanwhile all the girls just got hotter

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

where do I apply

[Mutheleo @Muhasaaa]

Some girls really get paid just for being pretty ... I wish I could live that lifestyle smh

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

When I was your age, the only gay character on Gossip Girl was on suicide watch for having frosted tips. This is progress.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

my elderly Egyptian Uber driver happily informed me that he “supports the gays now” because he lives with a lesbian couple and “the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was”, happy pride everyone

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

I’m my own brand of dysfunction.

[carolyn @ballerguy]

WE ARE SHORT STAFFED. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH THE STAFF THAT DID SHOW UP. NO ONE WANTS TO BE YELLED AT BY WHITE WOMEN WITH BAD HAIRCUTS ANYMORE.

[averaged sized bundle of sin @sarahewoolsey]

*in Palm Springs*
“Oh look it’s a schnauzer! We’re like in Paris!”
“Paris?”
“Yeah with the schnauzers, the little French dogs.”
#overheard