sarah

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I occasionally remind my ex he cheated 🙂‍↔️

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me knowing everything is going to work out because I saw 11:11 on the microwave

[آنسه هاريسون* @hijabi_harrison]

Paul McCartney experienced hitler n labubus in the same lifetime

[princess @princxssmaddie]

Just sprayed the perfume I was wearing over the summer

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

yes i hold grudges and yes i wish the worst for u

[g @34rths]

I just realized I am also just a coworker in someone else's story.......

[sj @316simsim]

I’d bet my life savings that Palmer is more likely to know Trump from Home Alone than him being the current US President

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

💀💀💀

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy 😔”

I would.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Boss came into my office and caught me on Indeed https://t.co/a2ZHE9MlJ0

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

You bitches would buy the mein kampf if it came in pink

[kscraps @kelly_scraps]

commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on a picture of my ex, his wife, and their two beautiful children in front of the christmas tree

[Henry @_hjjm]

Me having non verbal time with the pet at the party

[el divino @eldivino__]

if he’s a serial killer then what’s the worst that could happen to a girl who’s already hurt ???????????????

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.