sarah

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us (she/her)

[sarah @sarahgundle]

"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - God damn it, you've got to be kind."

- Kurt Vonnegut

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@caseydoyleolson @lingerie_addict But also I'm coming at this thinking of a small, independent brand vs. a huge company that has the potential resources to do it

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@caseydoyleolson @lingerie_addict I think it'd be really expensive to adjust every single pattern so they have two per size - and that's based on one single item in one fabric. You'd have to make different allowances in each fabric, vs. saying "Hey, this is a firm fit, don't rely on stretch."

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@_LiteraryKat_ Severance (the TV show) and expat Facebook groups. Also Tesla, kind of.

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@richny @CNNOpinion @jimantle @secupp @IAmSophiaNelson @AmericaDebate @JohnAvlon @tribelaw @NormEisen @FridaGhitis @julianzelizer @peterbergencnn @adriennebitar @JillFilipovic @GeneSeymour @lanheechen @WillLeitch @jeffpearlman Just throwing it out there that I am not the writer I think you're trying to tag. Not sure if she has Twitter, but you might want to reach out to her to see so she can get the correct attribution for her work!

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@Oh_Behave_John @liveforpolitics @HuffPost That's very kind, and I'm sure she appreciates it, but I am not that Sarah Gundle

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@liveforpolitics @Oh_Behave_John @HuffPost Coming out of Twitter hibernation to say I'm not that Sarah, unfortunately, and I am sorry for your loss

[sarah @sarahgundle]

Headed over the rainbow a while ago and will be staying there. Keeping this open mostly to find people as they migrate since I'm using a different handle there.

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@CTheCheese @racheledini1 @Lexicologist @MrStirlingMaths I would like to browse the World Wide Web, can you please make sure you're not on the phone for the next hour?

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@CAwkward As a former Leah to somebody in my life, I think your update is definitely the way to go. She clearly thinks OP is a safe person to vent to, and it would be good to give her the info in a way she can process privately and then make whatever choice she wants to make from there.

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@hollhideaway Had to find a GIF from the right era

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@sarahradz_ @boneysoups this is the funniest goddamn thing i've seen all year

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@Rrrrnessa Number 4 is directly responsible for the life I have right now. I can draw a straight line between the realization I had about how I was splitting my energy/where I needed to shift focus and everything I'm doing now. Really, truly life-changing.

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@AllyBFraz Nope, I do not like this, this is too uncanny valley for me

[sarah @sarahgundle]

I'm convinced the "NEVER use an adverb" crowd ignores the fact that sometimes you write for rhythm and not for efficiency.

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@AllyBFraz Videos are good if I can't figure it out from written instructions, but unless it's a makeup tutorial, I'm always going to default to reading first

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@seananmcguire More than anything

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@NerdyPam Absolutely revolting, I'm so sorry that happened

[sarah @sarahgundle]

@TeijaJohanson With where my office is located in Paris, I pass a lot of these kinds of videos/photo set ups. My coworker warned me that at first you get out of the way, and then you just accept that you're in the background of a million photos looking super pissed off.

...she wasn't wrong.