sarah beam!

sometimes i give myself the creeps

[sarah beam! @sarahhbeam]

i still have not learned how to pin a tweet and don’t u dare tell me

[sarah beam! @sarahhbeam]

every boy thinks that they have the best music taste

also i am every boy

[You can run, but you can't hide @carminelaguzio]

This pumpkin is $150, out the door.

[living morganism 🌱 @ok_girlfriend]

a weighted blanket isn't enough, I need whatever is happening here

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

when i differentiate between two previously mentioned things by calling one the former and the other the latter

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

LIKE and SHARE if you would listen to his little tune 🎺🐻✅
IGNORE if you would tell him not to quit his day job 🤬👎❌

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has decided that if two people order nachos to share, one person actually CAN eat all the fully loaded ones. All the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, it’s OK for your date to hog them.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

me hearing a secret // me after 2 drinks

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

“55 obstructions of justice, 55 conspiracies, 55 schemes to conceal, 55 false statements, 55 willful retentions of national defense information, 55 trea…”

[kat @kittylitterkat]

i owe everything to her

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

me while my friends are still laughing at the joke i just told

[sarah beam! @sarahhbeam]

it’s gonna get real whimsical real fast

[no context nathan @NathanForYouOoC]

#InternationalWomensDay

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

this easily could have been avoided

[MERLYN! @merlynwood]

Self love is an act of rebellion

[sarah beam! @sarahhbeam]

“oh my god that’s bono” - me, watching the state of the union

[sean @_s0dapup]

Obsessed with Jennifer Coolidge photoshopping her dog into pictures