Sarah Benes Heed

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

My friend just sent me this...made me smile. So true.

[Onion Politics @OnionPolitics]

Somewhere, Bill Clinton is shouting answers to all of Jim Lehrer’s questions at his television

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

"@USA TODAY: NY. high court to decide if lap dancing is a tax-exempt art form http://t.co/pfo7wcMz" Wow! Nice waste of time!

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

@USATODAY I can hear Harry now, But dad I was IN my hotel room!

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

If someone in the Olympics has pink eye do they send a note home to the parents like in school?

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

Is Keith Olberman the commentator for the Olympics?

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

How come we don't talk about important things in the news like the Ebola outbreak or the Kid Napped baseball mom found in the nyp's garage?!

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

I think its pretty sad that I learned what Fracking was on CSI.

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

I hate Kid Rock even more now!

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

Turned on the Lions game just in time to see them take a GIANT SHIT!

[Danger Ranger @danger_ranger]

5 stops on the Gerlach bar crawl: Blacklight Lounge, Jalisco's Club, Bruno's, Joe's & then Bev's at midnight

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Commentary: I Just Want To Say That I Hated Every Moment Of That Piece-Of-Shit Show (By Oprah) http://t.co/LeTiwDS3 #OurAnnualYear

[Dr. Sanjay Gupta @drsanjaygupta]

RT @tinkertime: cured of aids? bone marrow transplant survivor tells @sanjayguptaCNN his story sat/sun 730am et #cnn http://t.co/TJ6sZABK

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

@MayaAdrine I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

$15 oatmeal at a hotel? Here's to hoping it's really delicious. http://t.co/1wzY9ono

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

HOME is good.

[Hmmm @DemGLUTES]

Liberty Plaza has turned from a privately owned public park to a privately owned private park. They claim no obligation to the constitution.

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

I have no sympathy for A2 public schools money problems! GET A GRIP!

[Sarah Benes Heed @sarahheed]

There's no excuse good enough for the way the airlines handled the snow last week!