Sarah Porrello

I like daisies and octopi.. not necessarily in that order 🌱

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

@LasVegasLocally @T_Owens21 @lifeisbeautiful @SLatz18

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

We're giving away two 3-Day GA tickets to #LifeIsBeautiful! For a chance to win:

1. Follow @lifeisbeautiful & @LasVegasLocally
2. Retweet
3. Tag a friend

One lucky winner will be chosen at random tomorrow 9/14 @ noon. *18+ only*

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

@holotaco Me trying to read that gold shade name 👀😳😳

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

@gennyyleon I wish it was just today 😂

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

@gennyyleon They have 1.5 functioning elevators at any time. I see a lil old woman stuck in the left elevator at least every other day. Can’t take the stairs unless you have a badge lol. Avoid!!!

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

@gennyyleon You should see the Mountainview elevators… ☠️

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

@nailogical Reflectives! Snow/icy vibes ❄️

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

happy new year

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Please walk with me in Vegas on Sunday to fight ALS. It is my 55th birthday and I will be matching $55k in donations - donate here! https://t.co/OMDpYTCdOB @ALSAssociation @ALSA_Nevada

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

@jimmykimmel @ALSA_Nevada @LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Hey Las Vegas - for my 55th birthday, I will be matching $55K in support of @ALSA_Nevada and Joey Porrello. To help fight ALS, come walk with me on Nov 13th! DONATE HERE: https://t.co/wL2oWVVtqs

[Jessie @jessiejensen]

The caption explains that the doormat says “gayest place in town”

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

@nailogical it took me a very long time to realize this tweet was not written about you 😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Simply never getting married because publicly declaring you like a boy is the most embarrassing thing I can imagine

[Baeleaf @Baeleaf1211]

Too many lotion

[Erin @erindataviz]

Rather pleased with this map 🥳

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

im sorry I have to post this I made a smiley face lol

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[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

500mg of acetaminophen is never a bad idea

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

@AllieLaurenn Accountant probs

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

Whoever decided that bras for small chested women should be marketed towards me is sorely mistaken

[Sarah Porrello @sarahhelizz]

just remembered the guy next to me waiting for Billie at Life is Beautiful mumbling that if she was 15 mins late we were all legally allowed to leave