Sarah Ho

thoughts ushered in by a zephyr
actress/registered nurse/violin teacher

[Sarah Ho @sarahho61]

“Take your broken heart, make it into art.”
- Carrie Fischer

Below is a clip from the latest short film I acted... https://t.co/Z9vEKhii7Q

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Morse code for couples: when you ask your husband to get you water by doing a series of persuasive clicks

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that moment when you are jolted awake by your husband's snoring just as you were about to eat an ice cream cone in your dream

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Instead of smoke breaks I take fart breaks because holding your fart at work is the worst feeling ever

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wrote a song for my hubs.
https://t.co/bSB4yhvYps

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Not to be dramatic but my body is crying out for carbs

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i can't bear to eat another meal cooked by me

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Can't wait until I become a famous author so that I can shout into the void, "Do not cross me or I will write about you!"
Oh wait I already did the latter

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Going back to a toxic work place for money is like going back to a toxic relationship for sex

Tempting but ultimately
Not worth it

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Recently quit my job and am funemployed. Man on the street asked me if I have a sugar daddy. I said no, I have a sour daddy.

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I have been trying to cash out my 401k since 4.2024. Same error message and ZERO customer service. Can somebody help me? @AscensusInc

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@AscensusInc I have been trying to cash out my 401k since 4.2024. Same error message and ZERO customer service. Can somebody help me?

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Everyday I look at you and think to myself, “I could not love you more.” Yet someone every day I wake up, I do.

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Sometimes I’m a puddle of anxious thoughts and there’s nothing I can do to dry it up

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If you’re dating a guy who lives downtown he’s either fabulously wealthy or lives in a tent. There’s no in between.

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@jk_inco Aww so sweet, I want pics

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When I become famous all my fans will be called “Ho’s”

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When you don’t have good role models in childhood you need an old white lady to tell you what to do (aka a therapist)

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I used to be younger than my violin students’ parents. Now I’m the same age or older 🥲

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@oldselfagain13 hi! May I buy your ticket for tomorrow? A bunch of my coworkers (pediatric emergency nurses) are going and I really want to go with them! Thank you!

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@ErasTourResell @enytyme I would love to buy this ticket pretty please!