Sarah Jane Ceylon

I will steal your girlfriend.

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

Jjjvgjjk

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Who is this

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

margaritas with absinthe in them fuck you up HARD

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smoke em if u got em!!!!

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

I'm in SF and I need to book as much work as possible! Who wants to book me?! I do it all, baby..

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

goodnight moon

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meow

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the calm before the storm..

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

SF or bust, baby

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@januaryseraph mememememe pick me!

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this is so perfect i don't know why i don't own one yet http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/the_hello_kitty_ar15_is_just_s.php

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taking it to a whole other level..."Yo mama so ghetto she was born in a bucket at KFC."

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

@cydblack yay!!!! <3

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

a la peanut butter sandwiches...

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oh damn i shouldn't have smoked that, now i want candy

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

why do the tweezers always disappear when a girl needs to pluck her eyebrows???

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@ClaireBondage don't kid yourself! those funnel cake sticks totally trump that apple feuille! (~.^) ..only teasing! :P

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@januaryseraph next time i'm back in SF i'll hit you up fo sho! we can have belated celebrations then.. it will be rad :)

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

@januaryseraph awww! i'd die to go out w/you tonight! unfortunately i'm sick in freezing cold F-ing NYC :(

[Sarah Jane Ceylon @sarahjaneceylon]

ugh! i'm SO sick yet again! :( but trying to get better for saturday's live show at realtimebondage.com!