sarah

[sarah @sarahjanejames]

Momma didn’t raise no bitch, but she didn’t raise no dumb ass either

[sarah @sarahjanejames]

Sis is down bad @Snapchat @snapchatsupport pls send help

[sarah @sarahjanejames]

The only reason I eat spicy food is so I can feel something

[sarah @sarahjanejames]

My flaw is thinking that I can make a yellow light when I clearly can not.. and thinking that racism was already over.

[nicole @nicoleereenee]

all it takes is one “you won’t” and boom there i go

[sarah @sarahjanejames]

“quarantine carbs don’t count”

[Ray @HighOffOfLife__]

Idc about the clubs not being open it’s the restaurants for me 😭

[Ethan Dolan @EthanDolan]

A couple months ago I said to myself “wow I would love a day to just do nothing and relax” and you know what I would just like to announce that I officially take it back

[hai @hailiebabbby]

me two weeks ago: holy shit the coronavirus in china is crazy

me now: holy shit i’m unemployed

[Curtis Ray @yarsitruc]

People that actually paid full price to see Conor McGregor for 40 seconds 🤡 #ufc246

[sarah @heavenbrat]

yall b taking advantage of ppl who have soft spots for u and it shows u whores

[sarah @sarahjanejames]

emotionally stable women never made history

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i’m one mental breakdown away from getting a puppy

[Jordancruzan @cruzanjordan]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Apparently juuls will kill you too