Sarah Killian

here for a good time and a moderately long time • she/her

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

Beyoncé just won a record breaking 28 Grammys and I made a *record breaking* 4 trips to Target today so I’d like to think we’re all winners here

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

@MLB @Stranger_Things “NO MENTAL MISTAKES”

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

They’re going to strip away her medal for FOUR SECONDS? Why not just also award Barbosu a bronze? These athletes deserve better. https://t.co/HTcc3q5xV7

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

@lawrencetheband I’m still waiting on my secret Santa gift from last year 🥲

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

Guys it’s a mythical creature why do we care what race it is

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

Anyone remember the restaurant Fuddruckers? (sp?). What a crazy time that was

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

I just yelled “MOO” at the tv cause no one could answer the family feud question right is this the person I am now

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

@joshkillian7 @notyungjoc OR hear me out now that Mario is a huge tycoon in the plumbing industry and they play via virtual reality life sized board game simulator 🤔

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

@notyungjoc @joshkillian7 Actual real life constructed arenas FOR SURE

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

@VP @POTUS Please include Marc Fogel into this conversation. He is a beloved father, teacher and friend and should NOT be forgotten. https://t.co/4n644K3A2x

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

@SecBlinken @POTUS Please include Marc Fogel into this conversation! https://t.co/4n644K3A2x

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

@jessdown87 The fact that I missed such a golden opportunity to use this hashtag makes me even sadder

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

Brewed my coffee without a filter this morning happy Monday 🙃

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

But actually tho why are rugs so damn expensive

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

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[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

How is it 2022 and we still don’t have a mark as unread option for text messages

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

What a time to be a 90s kid #PepsiHalftime

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

Happy buffalo chicken dip Sunday everybody

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

About damn time

[NFL @NFL]

22.5 sacks.

@_TJWatt is the 2021 Defensive Player of the Year! #NFLHonors (by @CastrolUSA)

[David @ACW00DY]

The cameras staying on Mikaela Shiffrin for this long after the media putting extensive pressure on her prior to the games shows they didn’t learn shit from Simone Biles

[Sarah Killian @sarahkillian2]

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