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CEO of saying sorry

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

no shade to my dog luvrs but this is next lvl sht!!!!

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@marylsheep Not a waste I truly enjoyed it soooo much. It is so well-written and the story is so engaging!!!

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

texts from him 😪🥺🥰💫🔥😩

also, the spelling of diarrhea is taking me out

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@jadyndan every day like clockwork for me 😤

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

he took 13 pictures of his foot I’m cryin

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

I lost my AirPods and looked on the Find My app. Turns out they are next door at my neighbor’s house. What do I do?????????

[. @SuiNeltwork]

we have added a 90ft drop to its a small world

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

I’m actually dead at N8 sending this picture to the family group message after my parents announced Charlie’s death

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

My parents are going to get our family dog of 11 years put down today💔💔 Any ideas of items I can put in a care package for them?

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@sadeejopennee HAHAHAHAHA and somehow I still loved him

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

when men refer to themselves as a “jack of all trades” lmao it’s very nonspecific but still impressive

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

I’m sad😔😔😔 wes was signing “milk” to me so I tried to nurse him but he kept signing it and wouldn’t eat and now he’s happily drinking formula out of a bottle 😔😔😔😔what’s 😔wrong 😔with 😔my boobs 😔I’m sad 😔😔😔😔

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@maybrooo really sad I didn’t see this tweet before I named my son 😔😔😔

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

Get on my bad side, shame on you. Get on my good side, shame on me

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@maybrooo Was he wrong tho

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

I think about this tweet every day

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Diet Coke isn’t water

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@jadyndan @beccamaree Right?????

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@beccamaree and I asked our grandpa for the recipe to his famous “Chicken DeCesare” and this is what he sent us. No measurements whatsoever but a masterpiece nonetheless

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@liaalane Hahahahaha I’m dead!!!!!!!! fr tho

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@jadyndan haha I am so confused!!!!

[sarah @sarahkrummen]

@jadyndan Wait what hahahaha imma need some context here