Sarah

All of my teachers wrote Distraction to Others on my report cards.

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

Also what if the box scores included time of last out recorded?? Some people base their family dinners around game time.

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

I check my watch like it’s gonna tell me what inning the twins game is 🤦‍♀️

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@fruityvegcusp Hell yeah

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@fruityvegcusp Relatable

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

I have a type, and it seems to be a bad one 🤦‍♀️

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@fruityvegcusp I’m interested in playing Hamm’s

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@fruityvegcusp 😂😂I like it better out of context

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@fruityvegcusp “Stop making sense” 😂😂😂

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@fruityvegcusp Omg

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@fruityvegcusp Love this

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

Is the goop trial part of Wes Anderson’s new movie?

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@fruityvegcusp Hi

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

I wonder if I’ve ruined anyone’s timeline by liking every Scandoval tweet I see.

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@notfolu I tried to watch an actual movie last night and had to give up for that very reason.

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

Spring is a lie.

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@tatertotfweak heavily used line out of context in my house growing up 😂

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

Why isn’t my 24hr gym open 24hrs 😩

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@SproBeforeBros Dude I watched this with my fam this weekend! Tis the season 😂😂

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

My poor plants 😭😭

[Sarah @sarahlaudner]

@fruityvegcusp Wait for me!