Sarah Lesner

if a girl is truly no one then there is nothing to fear

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

What are you earning for?

“If more money wouldn’t change how you spend your time, you’re already rich.” — @jackbutcher

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

It’s all going to end, very soon, enjoy it.

“At your funeral, your friends and family will argue over who gets what.

People will want food to eat.

The topic will shift from your life to their lives.

They’ll drive away thinking about their looming to-do list.

Some people won’t be able to make it because ‘something came up’

And we worry about…a low performing post on social media.

Or what someone “thinks of us”.

Or a bad customer review.

Or whether we’re going to finish our to do list in time.

We die like we go to sleep.

With things unsaid and unfinished.

The only judge who has complete context on our lives, dies with us.

A reminder of the heavy weight we place on things that matter little.”

— @AlexHormozi

[Matt Gottesman @matt_gottesman]

Grace will take you places hustling can't

[brian kiley @kileynoodles]

I wish I could figure out a way to monetize my salary.

[Sarah Lesner @SarahLesner]

a bad day for the ego is a good day for the soul

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

La Rochefoucauld, what a line

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm 37. Instead of regretting that I can't wake up age 18 again, I pretend to myself that I'm 90 and I've woken up age 37 again, and that I get to magically, wonderfully have the next 50 years again.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Getting in shape is a psychological process that’s disguised as a physical one.

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

This game is unbelievable.
Especially the part where Tom Brady alluded to the Bears wearing black jerseys.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Chose the WORST spot just so they know how it made him feel 😂

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 2001, after chemical waste poisoned his village, Chinese farmer Wang Enlin dedicated 16 years to self-educating in law, meticulously copying legal texts by hand, and ultimately secured a historic victory in a lawsuit against a multi-billion-dollar state-owned company.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

This is what happens when you subscribe to an ideology that insists having “no rules” is “just right.”

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Two questions to think about.

If we were making a movie about your life, what would the key scenes so far be?

And if people were watching up to this point, what would the audience be screaming at the screen telling you to do with your life?

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

When you're old, you'll think of today as the good ol' days...

But not because they're better, but because in retrospect we exaggerate the good and forget the bad.

And if you're gonna do that eventually, you might as well do it today.

[Sarah Lesner @SarahLesner]

“there is only 1 species on Earth that pays to live here” -Cal Washington

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

It’s the biggest pitch meeting of my life. I write “Karate Kid” on the white board. Then I stare the executives down for ten entire seconds in silence before I erase “Kid” and write “Adult.”

[Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone]

If Netflix raises rates again I’m going to tell my mom to cancel the account

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Jim Norton's morning routine.
Healthy habits can be difficult to establish. I hope this helps

[Sarah Lesner @SarahLesner]

God wanted to experience himself as Sarah Lesner and now I’m stuck working and paying bills😭

[Sarah Lesner @SarahLesner]

@brianbatescomic @HouseofComedyDT 🤭🤣😆