sarah 🌺

i hope the fbi agent assigned to my phone knows that they’re my best friend.

[Evan Solo🎈 @evansolott]

Me in the theater when Odysseus’ hunting dog recognized him through his disguise and passed after seeing him

[Rachel ☁️ @rachellord22]

Here’s how to stop people using Muse, Meta’s new AI image generator, to generate photos of you using your Instagram posts.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i wanna be in love, i wish men weren't evil

[sarah 🌺 @sarahliebman]

they said don’t worry barzy is SAFE

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

Mat Barzal through the lens of #Isles photographers.

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[soup🌱 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[sarah 🌺 @sarahliebman]

now why can i no longer see my own likes

[ellie 🏆 @kissyourgoalie]

do hockey players ever get annoyed by the fuckass music that goes on when play is stopped? imagine you’re having the worst period of your life and fireball starts blasting

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[chief quiche @internet_james_]

If there’s a class action over this, I’m probably going to be able to retire

[sarah 🌺 @sarahliebman]

do you think they’ll show joe burrow at the superbowl?

[natiyaa @itsnatiyaaa]

Everything b a sign to stay single 😭😭😭idk

[sarah 🌺 @sarahliebman]

also, skin to skin after birth is EXTREMELY important. that is what she is doing in this photo. y’all need to fucking go back to school and take a child development class and learn about this before you talk out of your asses.

[sarah 🌺 @sarahliebman]

you guys are so fucking weird for this. you do not know this woman and to claim she “rented a womb” to save her ozempic body is insane. you have no idea what her medical history is and if her doctor advised her against a third pregnancy.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Meghan Trainor has welcomed a baby girl named Mikey Moon via surrogate.

[Bailey Johnson @BaileyAJohnson_]

Heated Rivalry x All The Things She Said x Caps Pride Night

[nani @pesutara]

Its gonna be 70 degrees on Christmas because you guys were having esex with ai spencer reid

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

i was born in the right generation i love trans people and abortions and telling men to shut the fuck up and migrants and birth control and being openly gay and fighting fascism except that part’s always been around and smoking weed and smashing the patriarchy and

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

believing that donald trump and his billionaire friends want the best for you as an average american citizen is like thinking the stripper really likes you

[sarah 🌺 @sarahliebman]

no….. cannot say i have !

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad