mrs. murph

welcome to my inner dialogue, have a seat.

[mrs. murph @sarahlmurph]

@papamurph59

[mrs. murph @sarahlmurph]

am I twittering?

[mrs. murph @sarahlmurph]

Like how do you tweet?

[mrs. murph @sarahlmurph]

How annoying

[mrs. murph @sarahlmurph]

What I like the most about Twitter is the fact that I come on here to rant.. get off Twitter for like 4 mo this and then rant again.

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Now that I’ve wasted an entire naptime getting riled tf up ... fuck

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@POTUS A fucking rock could do your job better than you’re doing right now. Using #ReopenAmerica for Easter as leverage to get people on your side.. you piece of shit.

[mrs. murph @sarahlmurph]

Also, @POTUS all the patriotic, god bless America, strengthen our economy BLAH BLAH will not keep this virus away. Wanna know what will? Staying. The. Fuck. Home. #openthecountry is NOT responsible.

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@POTUS you’re a fucking idiot DID YOU KNOW THAT IF WE #openthecountry YOURE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY WORKERS BECAUSE THEYRE DEAD FROM THIS VIRUS?!

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I want nothing more in this WORLD than to have my girls dressed up in their Easter best. Find plastic eggs with their cousins and eating all the food. That’s not a fucking reality right now and all the fucking 🤡 that think it IS are dead to me.

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Worked out, ran a mile, danced with my kids, ate a yummy dinner, CBD multiple times today, yoga.. all this preventative mental care.. and I fuck it up reading 5 articles about #covid

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The. Fucking. Internet. Man 👀

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Also this sickness can gtfo I’m done.

[mrs. murph @sarahlmurph]

Wow. @papamurph59 took the kids to chik fil a.. I tried to detox tf outta myself with a boiling hot bath and now I have a face mask on and When he comes home we’re gonna watch #RoughNRowdy TELL ME THIS ISNT IT. I DARE YOU. #couplesgoals #powercouple #cantwaittohavemyfries

[mrs. murph @sarahlmurph]

Also can I mention that my #4yearold put me on to #familyreunion on Netflix?!

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Yes I want a fucking huggle. You precious sacred human being 😭😭 #mykidrocks

[mrs. murph @sarahlmurph]

She said “I’ll protect you mama, do you want a huggle?!

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I started crying when I saw shit all down her pants because it’s been one thing after another today and mads asked me what’s wrong. I told her I just wanted daddy home.

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Is this a joke? Been praying furiously lately and I’m literally getting shit on. Trying to find a blessing in here somewhere.