You think Australian life is great? Sure I tan on the beach all day before work and live in the whitsundays. However, I also have to dress up as GINGER SPICE for work. So that's a thing too...
I genuinely thought my phone had run out of data cause u hadn't gotten any messages or notifications in ages, spent $40 in more to discover I had 3gb left and just don't have any friends π
Conversation in work:
Customer: top of the morning to ya, sounds just like you right?
Me: no... On the basis im Scottish.
Customer: same thing really though isn't it. Like saying I'm from South Australia and you're from Queens land.
Me:not really though, is it..
Girl brought a guy back and they're chatting in our room:
Girl: where did you go to school?
Guy: University of life mate...
SOMEONE SAID THAT OUT LOUD IN PROXIMITY OF ME. get out my room now.
I live with my boss. I sat in tonight and she went out. Woke up at 1.30am to find her snoring and face down in her sweet and sour sauce covered nuggets. Going straight into the work group chat
The sheer amount of people recently who text me daily just telling me about all their problems or wanting validation is insane.
Incase any of you were wondering, I'm doing OK too... Thanks for asking
I honestly love euro vision but why is Great Britain even entering?
We do awful every year and this year... Well this is definitely not the year Europeans are gonna love us