Sarah Low

[relationships.bsky.social @redditships]

My uncle [49M] is ending our relationship because I [18M] messed up his American Girl Doll website.

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

@elliott_wilkes When you doing Fiji, I was looking to go in March?

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

@elliott_wilkes Yeah, I just don't really like nz but I haven't seen South Island so really just going to see that

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

You think Australian life is great? Sure I tan on the beach all day before work and live in the whitsundays. However, I also have to dress up as GINGER SPICE for work. So that's a thing too...

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

@claaaarey @elliott_wilkes Hahahaha yeah staying in airlie until Jan now.
Mate it's so unflattering, I look horrific

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

@elliott_wilkes Yasss when?
I'm staying here on a tourist visa until mid Jan then I'm going to work in Queens Town for 2 months as of January

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

I genuinely thought my phone had run out of data cause u hadn't gotten any messages or notifications in ages, spent $40 in more to discover I had 3gb left and just don't have any friends 👍

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

Conversation in work:

Customer: top of the morning to ya, sounds just like you right?
Me: no... On the basis im Scottish.
Customer: same thing really though isn't it. Like saying I'm from South Australia and you're from Queens land.
Me:not really though, is it..

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

@sandrocf Of course. So grateful I stuck my degree out. I still promote uws for the erasmus all the time

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

Finding out my events degree is classed as a skill and could potentially give me permanent residency in Australia has made my life

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

Is there anything better than when you sit in a beanbag perfectly?

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

Girl brought a guy back and they're chatting in our room:

Girl: where did you go to school?
Guy: University of life mate...

SOMEONE SAID THAT OUT LOUD IN PROXIMITY OF ME. get out my room now.

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

I live with my boss. I sat in tonight and she went out. Woke up at 1.30am to find her snoring and face down in her sweet and sour sauce covered nuggets. Going straight into the work group chat

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

UWS keep sending me messages asking me about my participation in the yearbook 2018/19. I graduated in 2017 but fuck it, I'll go into a random yearbook

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

"your parcel will arrive on Monday 10th June"
Aye very good considering I leave the country on the 9th

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

@NyreeMarsh Ahhhjj get your butt out here

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

The sheer amount of people recently who text me daily just telling me about all their problems or wanting validation is insane.
Incase any of you were wondering, I'm doing OK too... Thanks for asking

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

@nicolecarlyle Aw I know, when it closed it was the saddest moment of my life to date

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

Here I am sat at half 11 am in Australia and honestly all I want is a sausage roll from the kilncadzow bakery

[Sarah Low @sarahlow8]

I honestly love euro vision but why is Great Britain even entering?
We do awful every year and this year... Well this is definitely not the year Europeans are gonna love us