Sarah

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

Update; I’ve officially got my 40 births and I can now qualify as an actual midwife. Who would’ve thought it?

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@HalifaxBank trying to switch to Lloyds app but "temporarily unavailable" - any ideas when back up please?

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@LudovicoEinaud I don't suppose you know whether you'll be touring for 2027 and when that would be announced do you, please? It's my brother's 40th late this year and I want to get tickets for it 🩵 🎹 🎶 (this years tour is a smidge early!)

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@HSBC_UK Hi, is this email address genuine or not? [email protected]
Thanks!

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@SP_EnergyPeople a man just turned up with no warning to read our gas meter allegedly for you. Is this legitimate? If so, why aren't you warning customers?

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

My son was awake at 4am randomly and I asked him if our newborn baby woke him. She didn't. What woke him? My snoring.

😴 oh.

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

Worst customer experience with @ScottishPower @SP_EnergyPeople. I've genuinely wasted hours calling/online chat for them not to issues. Can you help? Bills to the wrong name, 2 accounts for 1 address & I've fixed tariff WITH DD 5 times to find it's still SVO 48 hours later.

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@Pru_UK guys, I've chased about my late fathers account 5 times since his passing and I've still not had correspondence from you. I'm really tired of sitting on hold to your team via the phone. Can someone please DM to help please?

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@LloydsBank I need to check an email I've been supplied from your team - please check your DMs and respond?

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

I lie here with my sleeping son. To achieve, I've a crow puppet (yes, the bird) on my hand wrapped around him. The crow's beak (yes, my hand) is clutching a hot wheels car, as instructed, and I've sung the 1950s song "Inchworm" repeatedly until he drifted off. Parenting is wild.

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@LloydsBank Thanks Chris, will this be c/o bereavement team?

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@LloydsBank can you tell me the address to send a completed IHT423 form to please? I can't find it on your website...

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@TSB Done ✔️

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@TSB can you tell me the address to send a completed IHT423 form to please? I can't find it on your website...

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@emmacook95 Overwhelming fear that she might get stuck?

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@frankcollins111 Really? I envisioned gifting it to a lucky grandparent.

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

My son insists on colouring in black, brown and grey. I have to draw something (usually a car) and he "colours it in". It's a level of frustration that I've not experienced much before. See image. Such lovely artwork.

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

@joshshowman That's what we're all hoping for, Josh! 😥 😣

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

When your Fitbit starts to get cross about your sleep schedule but you're a midwife so, of course, you're awake 27 hours. The 1 hr 42 min nap didn't take the edge off as much as I'd hoped either. 🥱

[Sarah @sarahlsmith23]

20mph zones when you're en route to a homebirth in the middle of the night are painful 🐌 🐌 🐌

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

If you’re in need of a smile, I’d like to remind you that one word for your intestines in the 14th century (first recorded in a translation of the Bible) was ‘arseropes’.