Sarah Mayotte

probably eating Pringles she/her

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

@janenealey I’m just commenting on how many unusual things I have but not usual things

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Things in my neighborhood within a 5 minute walk from me:
-the Van Gogh immersive experience
-the dinosaur immersive experience
-bougie movie theater
-bougie outdoor bar
-the largest pickle ball court complex in the dmv
Things not within 5 minutes of me
-any coffee shops??

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

I think my favorite thing about driving in dc is how so many drivers think that with enough determination, anywhere, including the middle of the street, can be a parking spot

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Me coordinating two of my best friends engagement is really just me realizing my calling in life

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Me trying to have any conversation w men is already so brave of me

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

The only common denominator I have to talk about with men is football so if they tell me they’re not into football we are sitting in silence

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Glad this is my reputation

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Is everyone else getting constant pickle ball ads and tik toks or is that just me??

[Maura Healey @maura_healey]

This campaign is about bringing Massachusetts together.

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Why do voting questions have to be so confusing it’s almost like they want to disenfranchise voters :/ I know that’s kind of a crazy conspiracy theory but can you imagine

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

👻

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Winning the costume contest at work but really just because i was the only person extra enough at work to tell everyone to vote for me 🥰

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Justice for early riser be realers

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Just wait until my runs are long enough to post on my ig story, I’ll be so powerful

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

It’s so fun telling people I’m training for a half marathon, less fun that I have to train for it

[Market Basket @MarketBasket]

If Market Basket were to drop an original album which song would you be most excited to listen to?

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

in my honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi era

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

All men are trash and I’ve always said that

[Sarah Mayotte @sarahmayottee]

Thank you everyone, you can stop texting me asking if I’ve heard about Rex Orange County.