Sarah Gerber

•you are far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way•

[Sarah Gerber @sarahmgerber]

Trying to blend in with all of the people in my office who drink black coffee...except I don’t like black coffee, so I just put my cherry coke in this cup so they think I’m an adult🤷🏼‍♀️☕️🥤

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This husband and father of 3 got his college degree just hours before his death

[Tyler Gerber @tylergerber30]

All I’ve done since I’ve been home from vacation is look up more vacations

[Tyler Gerber @tylergerber30]

@barstoolsports @fcburges He drafted a defense in the 5th round. No sympathy

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Mason Ramsey “Old Town Road” verse goes HARD 😤😤😤 @LilNasX @masonramsey https://t.co/Rip4J2BRPn

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

When your favorite song comes on...wait for it!🤠 @LilNasX

[Ride The Wave🏄🏽‍♂️🌊 @FinesseTheWave]

How unbothered are you?

Me:

[ari @technicoluor]

why is this video of a sea of elementary school kids going HAM to old town road literally the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my whole life

[Sarah Gerber @sarahmgerber]

“And by the way, album coming soon”-Biebs 😭🙌🏼

[Sarah Gerber @sarahmgerber]

@norvina1 I would love to be part of #thelist I am such a fan of ABH!!! I would love to use all of these products on my clients!

[SHULLY, GULLY & MURCY @rmlundyjr]

Me at 2:58 in the morning looking for a little snacky-snack.

[Tyler Gerber @tylergerber30]

The whole time watching Bird Box

[Ayo_Justyxe. @JShavuee]

Y’all , my bestfriend had her baby today. & this was her sons reaction to meeting his sister for the FIRST TIME. My heart 💜.

[crick @cricketcg]

sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship

[Tyler Gerber @tylergerber30]

Nice twitter handle @sarahmgerber

[Sarah Gerber @sarahmgerber]

Wedding Week: You hit me like a hurricane...#whenitrainsitpours @lukecombs puns...but really though...#houstonwegotaproblem

[Tyler Gerber @tylergerber30]

Wedding week got me like.. @sarahhmcgraw

[Sarah Gerber @sarahmgerber]

@hollyjtripp I can’t😂 You LIVED for Pokémon go

[Sarah Gerber @sarahmgerber]

@hollyjtripp 😂😂😂😂 I’m actually dying rn

[Holly @hollyjtripp]

Sarah: “Tori, I can’t find the exit on the map..!!!”

Tori: “sarah you don’t need that dang map, look it up on your phone!”

Sarah: “but Siri doesn’t know how to get out of this parking garage either!”

Tori: “oh lord, let me call phil...”