sarah morrison

[Sok-It @javasok]

Currently running on coffee and Christmas spirit

[…..!!! @strvingartist69]

6 bagels in a pack but 7 days in a week?? why is nobody talking about this

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Let's do it again.

📍 @tdgarden
🆚 @NYIslanders
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[Dylan @iDylan_Nguyen]

I don’t drink caffeine to wake up. I wake up to drink caffeine.

[sarah morrison @sarahmorrison28]

First thing I did in 2021 was break a glass so .. yea

[sarah morrison @sarahmorrison28]

@alantaBezanson

[sarah morrison @sarahmorrison28]

@alantaBezanson duuude what !!! I’m writing one right now ,same length, and i’m probably at 14.5 hours 😅 Power to ya , damn 🤯

[MISS CAPRICORN @BIGCECE2U]

that “due @ 11:59” does not scare me anymore

[sarah morrison @sarahmorrison28]

@alantaBezanson Ugh i feel u . I took it last year , good luck u got this

[Alexis ✊🏿🖤 @3ternalsuns]

I saw this and I wanted to retweet it but the protester’s face was in it... so I cropped it but I did need this to be seen.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

During this #EMSWeek, we salute all of the emergency medical personnel for their hard work and sacrifice on the frontlines of this crisis. Thank you!

[Kelsey @kelsmr_]

I’m a firm believer in no matter how much time you may spend away from Pictou County as soon as you start drinking the accent will reappear full force

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

A perfect weekend in the books. 👌

#NHLBruins

[sarah morrison @sarahmorrison28]

@jodieegrace @madisonpickard_ @jessiemac325

[Jordan 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝘆 @jojomartian]

*opening gifts*
me: :D

my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝

my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but maybe don’t text “Merry Christmas” to the dude who treated you like shit this year

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

i am a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 little hungover

seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a bagel