Sarah

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

'There's no problem too big that you can't sweep under an enormous rug, preferably with a vodka broom'

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@monzo Maybe you could have better security measures in place instead of facilitating fraudsters and refusing to help victims of fraud.

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@monzo I contacted your team to warn them that someone was trying to open an account in my name as i noticed a credit check, low and behold someone has opened an account and apparently your team can't do anything about it. Putting money in someone else's hands more like.

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@LondonSlugs met up with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while for really disappointing meal this afternoon at your Hanover Street pub; no onion rings and no onions or ketchup for our burgers...

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@mollymols_ I know right, why the hell are you allowed your boys 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@chelsmcdonagh @HumaaIftii @chloehalladey OH MY GOD do you remember when she used to mirror our screen on the main board and publicly shame us for playing games during lessons 😭😂

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@LankyPine2 Except you. You should take it personally

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

Shoutout to all my friends who don’t take it personally when I don’t reply for days/weeks. 🖤

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@chelsmcdonagh Man. This made me well up. Well done, McDonagh. I’m SO fucking happy that your parents joined you at your graduation. What a journey you have had, from skipping every class in secondary school, to getting a DEGREE. You. Rock. ❤️

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

Uni: “you can’t complete your 1,500 word assignment in one week, you need to study hard and spend weeks on it”
Also uni: “here’s 3 essays which need to make up 2,000 words and you’ve got 24 hours to complete them starting now”

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

People are a fucking disgrace. I’m still calling for the NHS to charge drunk idiots who injure themselves and end up taking up a hospital bed, especially if this is how they treat our emergency services. https://t.co/zSaltnMSK6

[London Ambulance Service @Ldn_Ambulance]

We're delighted with the result, but this has put a big dampener on the celebrations for us: while our officer attended a call nearby, this car was damaged in Borough High Street during the celebrations after the game - it's now off the road to be repaired.

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

I am a giant ball of stress 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

Everything hurts and everything sucks right now but I have the most supportive family, friends and boyfriend I could ever fucking ask for 💞

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

L o l

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@chelsmcdonagh Mine too. It’s hard enough without having someone constantly on your back. Ugh 😑

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@chelsmcdonagh A-FUCKING-MEN

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

YES!

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

Why adults feel the need to spread rumours like schoolchildren is beyond me. You don’t like someone? Cool. But quit acting like 7 year olds😴

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@chelsmcdonagh Aye now we all know I’ve had the migraines since like year 9, they haven’t left me. Yeah. Will plan the next one loads better. To be fair, it’s my first module and I didn’t realise that the lesson content had NO relevance to the essay question

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@chelsmcdonagh Oh. Love mr okello. I can already feel myself getting stressed. The worst has been the past couple of days where I was so stressed I couldn’t even study 😥

[Sarah @SarahOHobbit]

@chelsmcdonagh I have 5 days to complete both of my essays. I am NOT READY