BREAKING: Jon Stewart shreds Trumper Senator Ted Cruz, calling him a “motherf*cker” and declaring that his lame excuses for voting against the bill to help military veterans who got cancer after their service are “shameless bullsh*t.” RT TO THANK JON STEWART FOR CALLING CRUZ OUT!
BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas resigns from his teaching position at George Washington University’s law school after students stage large protests over his extremist views on abortion and gay marriage. RT TO THANK THE STUDENTS FOR STANDING UP TO JUSTICE THOMAS!
BREAKING NEWS: Democrats introduce a bill to create 18-year term limits for Supreme Court justices that would immediately force Justice Clarence Thomas into semi-retirement and remove him from active duty on the nation’s highest court. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THIS BILL!
the outpouring love & support I’ve received has made me realize I’m more than my accomplishments and gymnastics which I never truly believed before. 🤍
Well. I was literally about to eat a raspberry, it was centimeters from my mouth, and noticed a very small SPIDER on it and now I’ll never eat a raspberry again, or fruit, or food. So I guess this is goodbye.
Every president I’ve ever covered spent at least some days acting or at least talking about being the president for all Americans. This president hasn’t done that for a nanosecond.