lucy lucy apple juicy

she/her 🌙✨ big beagle on campus

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

alex just said I was the “serpent in the garden of eden trying to lead him down the wrong path”… because I told him to take the wrong exit on the 90

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Y’all let a woman whose greatest claim to fame was being a host on an MTV dating show be the reason your kid has measles.

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

the subplot of #TheTraitors is the smoked salmon shortage

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

One of the most disrespectful things I have ever seen

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

🎯

[♰ @reeceollld]

have you ever try to help someone and realize they like their problems???

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

Isabel Conklin when I catch you Isabel Conklin …….

[bug girl @buggirl]

every bitch from your high school with 1 braincell and Jesus Lover in their bio suddenly has Something To Say and it’s the dumbest shit you’ve ever read back to back to back and just when u think you’ve weeded them all out actually here’s 3 more. on the house♥️

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

@FitzMagic_14 Hamburg Taproom, 100%!! 5 minutes from the stadium, amazing food, extensive beer list, huge indoor and outdoor space ❤️💙

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Shopping in the reason to go on aisle

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

i’m so tired of the kuromi and my melody propaganda being shoved down my throat. they are NOT cute I DON’T like them

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

andy cohen knew i was having a rough year and said i could have Miami as a treat 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

feels like it’s always the met gala

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[claudia @idkcloudy]

april fools day feels like this when you have a pure heart that’s open to believing

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

I don’t think I’ve felt real joy since I played TOTK and saw that all of my horses from BOTW were still there

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

doritos in the single serve bag always taste a little bit stale

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

can i say something…. i really like slime videos and i KNOW that’s cringe. but i don’t understand why they want me to buy slime as well. what am i going to do with this. mix it together one time

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

when my coworkers tell me they use chatgpt 😵‍💫

[harps¹⁶ ౨ৎ @clqrkentz]

being an ai hater irl is tiring bc everyone and everything around me seems to love it and im just here like 🧍‍♀️

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

April/May/June/July/August, the most prominent human name months, all in a row. something is up with that and I WILL get to the bottom of it🕵🏻‍♀️

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

how do so many people in Kenmore take their dogs for walks in the middle of the day? does anyone have an in-person job? where do you all work and are they hiring?

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong