Sarah Randolph

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@realnatewalton @MrVH @_tonygaeta @fasc1nate You are not wrong - it looks A LOT like photos of Lake Louise in Banff, Alberta you would’ve seen :)

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@jzux A former colleague once asked the break room if we’d also received the Amber Alert for the hurricane

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@3arthkid @PopBase Google “symbolic one dollar”. Many rich people sue for this to make a point, many rich C suite execs take a salary of only $1 for PR, lots of other examples!

[Aa. @Fineassfatgirl]

@chlomill_ @jduffyrice so they got the floor wrong, not the security guard was being negligent which is the way you framed it to get engagement. You ppl are truly sick

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@MumzThaWurd Genuinely surprised at the replies here. This isn’t an odd or complicated combination, in the slightest. It’s the classic ice cream on dessert - why’s everyone acting like it’s ground breaking news? Am I missing something? /g

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

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[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@That1teddygirl I thought the bros looked at eachother, then then asked you how much YOU weigh and then bonded over making you uncomfortable. Thank goodness I misunderstood!

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@DarthLux How do you/other foster parents introduce new foster cats to your household? I thought cats were notoriously territorial but you have multiple coming and going

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@HaltonDSB Can you make LinkedIn pages for your schools please? For students and employees to have a logo on their profile.

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@Fineassfatgirl @chlomill_ @jduffyrice Totally agree with you @fatassfatgirl. He’s innocent until proven guilty. Mistakes ≠ guilty mens rea

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@SuzanneNearTheR @MediumSizeMeech But this is a bit of a stretch, no? David Foster has nothing to do with Kris Jenner just because his ex was exes with Kris’ ex. What is the map trying to prove? /gen

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@baileymeyers ‘Endeavour’ was always end-a-voor to me, I even pronounced it that way over the PA system to my entire highschool

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@EasyMode_mtg @vanderHOODsen @grhs_sh @xanabon Try copy & pasting the URL into here to remove the paywall: https://t.co/jcBf7s0IIC

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@embereniketa @vihimnga @itszaeok Unfortunately

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@__ayedarrius @vihimnga @itszaeok Oh I hate Junior / II or III’s too!! Lol

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@FroehlichFoods @nathaliejacoby1 No way - I can taste the difference in Trop 50. Plus, this is what Tropicana’s website states as the ingredients for Trop50 and 100% Pure Orange Juice (respectively). Are the ingredients different in the country you reside perhaps?

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@Lydiaaaaa12 @vihimnga @itszaeok Correct, but don’t you think that’s seeing them as property rather than individuals then? Do they name everything that’s theirs after themselves? It just seems cocky. /g

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@vihimnga @itszaeok Yes - Willow and Jaden are at least names which already existed. But when you find out the parents’ names, it seems kind of self absorbed to me?

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@vihimnga @itszaeok I didn’t know that was the reasoning behind it! But, you don’t think naming your own kids after yourself (in any variation) is a bit self-righteous?

[Sarah Randolph @sarahrandolphin]

@itszaeok JonBenét 🥴