Sarah Rufca

Lifestyles editor at @HoustoniaMag. Don't worry, it's probably the champagne talking.

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"If you're not first, you're last" is actually an accurate description of my Zoom meeting attendance

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Tonight we ate lamb that survived a day in a fridge without power. If we die, we die. #houstonpoweroutage #snowpocalypse

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Happy actual fucking new year

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Apparently I have not tweeted for my daughter's entire lifespan until today, sorry mom twitter

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Trump is about 3 days away from tweeting from his fridge

[deb perelman @debperelman]

I released the primal scream that we -- and countless other parents for whom this situation isn't just untenable, it's impossible -- have been feeling since March. https://t.co/3MqKC5hSOe

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Garlic & Rosemary Grilled Lamb Chops https://t.co/vjPjiFT740 via @delishdlites

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Me: [cries] [laughs so hard I can't breathe] [laughs turn to sobs] [more laughs] [little more crying]
Husband: Are you...okay?
Me: I'm hungry.
#pregnancy

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I just assumed that the baby would be the first member of the family to barf on the new nursery rug, but as it turns out the dog had other ideas.

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@thatcarolinemay @kylejack WHAT UNIVERSE ARE Y'ALL LIVING IN.

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I asked @kylejack if he hears Yanni or Laurel and now we have to get a divorce.

[Alex Bertulis-Fernandes @alexbertanades]

Last week one of my art teachers suggested I 'dial down the feminism.' Today I showed him my newest piece:

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Big mistake, Earth. Huge. https://t.co/qISKBDfZk5

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They say life moves pretty quickly and that's never more true than when you're making grilled cheese.

[Roy Moore's Horse @RoyMooresHorse]

I DID NOT CHOOSE THIS LIFE.

PLEASE, IF HE WINS HE WILL RIDE ME INTO WASHINGTON AND I AM SCARED OF CARS.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

shout out to the half a million people who voted for a child molester and get to go home with nothing but their shame

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@kylejack WHY

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@nathanmmiller Poor @alisoncook is probably more upset at being lumped in with dilettantes like me and @esandler (no offense Eric)

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Juuuuuuust realized Hillary is in full-on Scandal season two gladiator mode.

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"Did you work on that for a long time?" Uh, yeah, that's why he's winning.