Sarah Pratter

opinions are my own in the moment and do not reflect those of my employer or necessarily my past or future self

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

I can’t believe we’re gonna have an indiana national championship before a female president

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

The most recent teams to go undefeated in college football and men’s college basketball:

Curt Cignetti’s 2025 Indiana Hoosiers

Bob Knight’s 1975-76 Indiana Hoosiers

Party on, Bloomington.

[Cleo @cleomeohmy]

She says, “We’ll bake bread tomorrow,” even when there is no flour. She says, “The windows are broken because we wanted more air,” even though that is not why the windows are broken. She says, “The baby is sleeping,” even though the baby is gone. 

https://t.co/NYaCEYCBg5

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Tell them what they love to tell us.
Vote blue no matter who.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

9/ The tariffs are DESIGNED to create economic hardship. Why? So that Trump has a straight face rationale for releasing them, business by business or industry by industry.

As he adjusts or grants relief, it’s a win-win: the economy improves and dissent disappears.

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[Paul E Williams @PEWilliams_]

All I want is for a Mayor to cancel St. Patrick's Day in accordance with the DEI rollback. Do we have any funny Mayors in this country who will commit to the bit?

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

what a world this person lives in. no hate or fear, but no cheese either. i don’t know if i could make the switch

[Elai @elaifresh]

Every median voter belief is just “I want all the groceries in one bag but I don’t want the bag to be heavy”

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I wish instead of donating to 500 different gofundme's, I could give a portion of my income to say - the government and they would distribute it to people in need and programs to help all citizens...that all of the work of rebuilding wasn't on the average person...

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s barefoot contessa 2025, baby. we’re buying flowers so the house looks beautiful. we’re baking chocolate peanut-butter cupcakes just because. we’re having fabulous dinner parties to celebrate our friends’ successes. we’re having dessert after lunch, & then again after dinner!

[taylor from bite-sized bison @ByTaylorL]

Indiana played at Notre Dame Stadium in the snow and lost by less than the SEC champion did at a climate-controlled neutral site. Time to hush about who deserved to be there.

[꩜ @adorewordss]

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

[guy named balls @bonehaver]

i’m dressed like a WHORE and you’re trying to make me play a BOARD GAME called SECRET HITLER??

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Today is for HIM

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

This should really clear up that the charge of terrorism is entirely a political designation set at the whims of the ruling class.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Sorry, I cannot get over the DA classifying a private healthcare corporation as a “unit of government”. One of the most mask off moments I have ever seen from the ruling class.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Giving CEOs a special 911 that police will actually respond to is a perfect argument for police abolition

[Ryan @Rygi13]

Touchdown Jesus is #NeverDaunted