S. Nolte

Aspiring bog witch

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

https://t.co/sf6MDJjBJe

[Mike Ryan @mikeryan]

No one ever told me CHILDREN OF THE CORN 2 has the greatest scene in cinematic history

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

at the family function i talk and every one thinks i’m crazy … i promise woodstock 99 was a thing

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

@hetcormc this is the only form of corporate ally ship i’d accept — they need to raise the bar 😤

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

great news

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

@hetcormc stoppp cause you know spongebob got thing for squidward — the google search is accurate

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

@d0ndetrillo if i had hulu i’d watch lodge 49 😭 i got kicked

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

so far in the airport i’ve heard one girl cry over a fly delay, the entire story of a break up (in gen z terminology aka tiktok language) and a worker sing over shitty smooth jazz. help.

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

@d0ndetrillo i’m finally watching house of dragon i too can understand on pop culture references 😤

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The one thing you should read on the rail strike

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

How I respond to any sort of inconvenience

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

nathan fielder is giving me so much anxiety right now

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

oingo boigo has some questionable lyrics

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The people in power are going to learn a whole lot about the just how essential these workers are they pretended to support 2 years ago.

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

determined to watch melancholia every birthday moving forward cause he gets it

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Capitalism has now led to this pandemic killing millions of people, dropped our life expectancy by multiple years, and disabled several million more to the point where they can't work. But the dominant perspective is that we should pretend the pandemic no longer exists.

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

poetry is not dead

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

remember when the Ready Player One author wrote the worst poem in history

[S. Nolte @sarahschnapps]

*customer walks in*
“we’re closing in 5 minutes”
*proceeds to nod and waltz in*