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“st patrick’s day parades are more fun than mardi gras parades in new orleans. because you know, they throw cabbage”
-Nanah

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@carolineshwint because it’s crunchy

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I stand corrected

[S H A K E Y G R A V E S @ShakeyGraves]

@sarahschwindty *Spy kids 3-D

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@ShakeyGraves wow even better. thank you for that clarification, my sincerest apologies...
3-D is a game changer

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today was just a typical monday until I found out that shakey graves was in spy kids

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thank you to whoever invented salad kits

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@BerthelotMccoy What happened?!?

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“so... seth rogen’s pottery is getting really good” -hannah’s conversation filler

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@carolineshwint that’s weird, sister got autocorrected to skirt ?? #appleisrigged

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@carolineshwint get a cat

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late night google searches

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I wonder what george eliot would think about all of this

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@BerthelotMccoy I’ll have whatever you’re smoking

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

In these times we must remember!

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Life is a parkway

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“Things are on a rocky path but they’re going well” -nick claflin

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2024, man, I’m telling you

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@chelseaperetti @alessandraldrr so accurate that it hurts

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@emcnutty_ I didn’t even know this was possible

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this is... absolute nonsense