Sarah

triflers need not apply

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

upper east side families of 5 love nothing more than to walk across the sidewalk in an impenetrable line

[Harper’s BAZAAR @harpersbazaarus]

Connor Storrie Mixes the Masculine and the Feminine So Damn Well https://t.co/5y5oWepuSX

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

The name Carly implies that someone is Carl-like. Synonym: Carlish

For example, if your friend is dressed like your other friend Carl, you could say, “Damn bro you look Carly today”

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

almost liked a hate tweet bc he also makes me feel sick but in a good way

[BLACKMAMBA @THEOGBLACKMAMBA]

The way he actually makes me feel sick

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

I have never understood why they can’t just full the cups with water??? It takes me right out of the scene every single time

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Will never understand why actors can’t ACT like their coffee cup is full

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

you’re actually like straighter than straight for this

[.prya✨ @realmfpriya]

Bi panic is not knowing who's hotter Taylor or Travis 😭

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

cancelling all my medical appointments this month and using the money I saved to get Botox instead #girlmath #womeninSTEM

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

@yosoymichael I love them for this but the fact that they had to say it at all is insaneeeee like I am secondhand embarrassed to be a fan of the show at this point lmao

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

don’t piss me off with this omg CONNOR IS CONNOR. Connor is hot. Connor can be smiley and Connor can be serious and Connor can pose and Connor can also wear sunglasses jfc

[Marie Claire @marieclaire]

Ilya Rozanov vs. Connor Storrie.

#ConnorStorrie at the #ActorAwards via @GettyImages.

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

yeah we can fucking tell

[The Dor Brothers @thedorbrothers]

We made a $300,000,000 movie starring @LoganPaul with AI in less than 7 days.

Yes, this is 100% AI.

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

Is this a safe space to admit that I don’t know difference between Alex Cooper and Alix Earle

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

@jeencat The concept of splurging on chicken

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

ok everything else aside it must be SO BORING to be a conservative omg like loosen up and have a little fun with it jesus christ

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

Last night’s halftime show was a disgrace and it mocked American families. Depicting gay pornography on prime time has no place in our culture.

The Bad Bunny performance is conclusive proof that Puerto Rico should never be a state.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

you meet a guy on hinge and all of a sudden you're stuck living on east end avenue smh

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

Shane Hollander:

[erika @yeeeerika]

will there be ginger ale at the function or should we pre

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

@jeffconway @CraveCanada @HBO @sagaftra @theactorawards Any of these:
1. How are you staying level-headed during this meteoric rise to stardom?
2. You are so full of whimsy. Where does it come from? Where do you find it? Where can I get some?
3. What part of your role as Ilya are you most proud of?

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

ok I figured it out. they put the pluribus hive mind virus in heated rivalry

[Sarah @sarahsinram]

Luigi Mangione:

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.