sarah abbott

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[sarah abbott @sarahtabbott]

Gona leave this right here

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

Finally watching the Saban doc and him saying “idk who shit in your Easter basket today” is a 10/10 insult and I will be stealing immediately

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Oh so, men don’t think consciousness is required for consent. LADIES IF YOU SEE A MAN NAPPING HIS WALLET IS YOURS. He doesn’t need to be awake to say yes!

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

So if Matthew Ingalls was raped by Jane Doe, why weren’t his 6 friends in the room doing anything about it? Ohh.. right.

[MILEY @miley]

Going through the archives… so many memories 💖 xoMC

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

Well I simply have no choice but to binge Schitts Creek… again

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Catherine O'Hara was such a talent, and these scenes with her in Schitt's Creek will always make me laugh. RIP to a legend tbh

[lia @tallsnail]

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche

my children will inherit this burden

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

nothing will ever beat this one https://t.co/5rnaxkDSuk

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“Stress Relief” from The Office isn’t just the best episode. It’s the Super Bowl of sitcom cold opens. Stanley’s heart attack, Michael’s chaos, the CPR scene turning into a club remix. Television hitting a perfect, unhinged note.

[cait @caitamirrorball]

#dwts don’t worry guys i fixed it

[Jay💖🌹 @loyyal_jayy]

IVE NEVER BEEN SO MAD. IM A CERTIFIED WHITNEY AND MARK HATER.. I DO NOT CAREEEE. THE JUDGES RIDE THEM SOOOO HARD. OMGGGGGG #dwts

[Ashley🌻 @AshleyC92793402]

We should all give Whitney a break and not vote for her since her two “jobs” are too hard for her #DWTS

[alexa @alexaaacameron]

Me liking every tweet about how Alix should’ve won the Monsterthon #DWTS

[erin @ateotdiaz]

whitney and mark winning the dance marathon… the one week they aren’t getting the tens… while alix & val dance circles around them this show is so blatantly rigged #dwts

[LCS @lcseymour315]

There is not a single universe in which Alix and Val didn’t win that #DWTS

[Anahi @AnahiHR23]

Whitney and mark watch your back
#DWTS

[chris @ATR3lDES]

i aspire to look this miserable all the time

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

being a 5’8 woman trying to sit on a man’s lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn’t figured out it isn’t a puppy anymore yet