Sarah

confused

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

drinking cold water with mint gum just to feel something

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

@ConnorDaleyVT turtle necks make me feel like the rock and only the rock but i appreciate the calmness they bring u

[Senator Angus King @SenAngusKing]

An updated statement on the mass casualty event in Lewiston:

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

will i outgrow my iphone game addiction or will i be on my deathbed switching between tetris and candy crush

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

sorry i got angry i haven’t had a little treat today

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

something that feels illegal but isn’t is people who know how to work out, using planet fitness as their go to gym

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Taste of Portland Me

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

i would love an exorcism if you’re offering

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

hey sleepyhead [derogatory]

[trish @ultragloss]

four tickets for barbie please

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

COME ON BARBIE,
LET'S GO TO KARMA 💥

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

i think my rebellious phase started the first time i walked on a gym floor in dirty cleats. that feeling will never be the same

[trap dad @dude_gang]

When he said “Chickity China, the Chinese chicken” I felt that

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

no no i don’t have a problem with chia pets

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

donald trump is just a sadistic 9 yr old playing Sims

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

petition to start calling masks “coughy filters”

[Sarah @sarahtree123]

oh to be an expatriate in 1920s europe