🖤what sarah said 🌻

sometimes shit I say is funny, most times it just makes my therapist type faster

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls start their morning with a vanilla cannoli cream iced coffee and a Zoloft because they chose a career in which they are faced with a tremendous amount of human suffering on a daily basis 💕#ernurse

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@Q2turnQueen “Fucked”

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Netflix seen them tweets about torrenting and got in line QUICK

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@j_thePA Do you not use Tigertext?

[Krobus @MrBrandonVink]

Here’s what I hope happens:

1) Netflix removes password sharing
2) Everyone leaves Netflix for another platform that steps up with quality content
3) Netflix tries to bring it back, nobody returns
4) Netflix goes bankrupt
5) We bring back Blockbuster as salt in the wounds

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@marbleslostmy Get us tix

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@ElyKreimendahl @TeresaETucker Go to the checkout of a Walmart and ask or at customer service in a grocery store

[Ellen Weatherford 🐊 @elksneedle]

Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i can feel the heat rising in tucker carlson’s body

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@bananabagbabe It’s here in PA

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"why do you support your tax dollars going to subsidized daycare if you don't have kids" because if other people can't afford to have kids the only staff at my nursing home when I'm old will be a pill organizer scotch-taped to a roomba

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@crabby30somthng @Patricia_Ann_E Yeah I’ve done this in babes in the ER when their lil nares are toooo lil for the bulb syringe

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@awsumpowers Not me ordering a guest tray for each of my patients so that I can collect all the extras for these patients

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

entering my Bilbo era (stretched, thin, like butter scraped over too much bread)

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@jchristi111 @ERshitmagnet EMS would bring whatever they want when we’re on diversion and say “diversion is a courtesy” when we would try to use that to help. I don’t know what the answer is but I had to leave bedside because of situations just like this

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@sweetpea1977 They didn’t ask me when I put my notice in, just offered me the moon to stay. Took a 7$/hr pay cut to be away from the bedside 👍🏻 I’m not even mad

[🖤what sarah said 🌻 @sarahuhoh]

@sweetpea1977 We weren’t given gowns during peak Covid in the emergency room because they were reserved for the Covid floors

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold