Sarah

Registered Nurse // Cat Mom // Food enthusiast

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

Spider-Man is the best superhero and Peter Parker is the ideal man. I will be taking no further questions at this time.

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

@TMJ_Jack The fabric remains folded and untouched💀 maybe next year lmao

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

My toxic trait is trying a new hobby, doing an okay job, then believing I can skip to expert level. Recently sewed pet bandannas so I impulsively decided to make my mom a Sherpa jacket for Christmas. This is the pattern. Mistakes have been made but I already purchased the fabric

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

“What’s your name?”
“It’s Sarah, with an H”
I mean there IS an h🤷🏼‍♀️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

Yes but mine is any and all geriatric cats

[danlet @evildanevil]

A fat orange cat could fix me

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

Nothing makes me want to give up being a feminist like manual labor. Can I do it? Absolutely. Do I hate it and will complain about it? Also yes

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

Update: I read the pattern wrong and don’t have enough fabric 🙃

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

If I had a dollar for every time I showed one of my patients a picture of Nemo I could retire.

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

It’s true, I can’t keep fresh parm in the house cause I will bite chunks out like I’m a mouse

[willyum @willyumslife]

White women love cheese theyre like little rats

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

In case you were wondering @KennethShaughn said he would kill me in any worm scenario, thanks babe❤️

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

Intimacy is having the “what would you do if I was a worm” conversation

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

Give him $50,000,000.

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

@hannmckinley The pop socket on the back of my phone. Constantly messing with it and can’t seem to stop lol

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

I too spend every waking hour contemplating what’s for dinner

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

@hannmckinley Kiki Kontent >>>

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

Controversial opinion: this is cereal (chip crumbs and queso, utensil of choice is a spoon)

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[Sarah @sarahwinton97]

I wish Spotify would automatically change my playlist after the sleep timer goes off cause “Calming Rain Deluxe” coming on as soon as I turn on my car isn’t the vibe I need for my drive to work lmao

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

If a woman dies because her ectopic pregnancy went untreated can her family sue the Supreme Court?