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[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

Taxpayer dollars thank you Zohran

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

i feel like julius off everybody hates chris. i just ordered a stack of pancakes for $18. that’s $6 per pancake. what are we doing????

[Update Avengers.... @arixxverse]

Being a father figure.

[Roe 🏳️‍⚧️ they/them @GraceRoe5142]

I feel like I’ve been watching the government try to murder the population of New Orleans my entire life.

[hani @crucifynisis]

“do it scared” i do everything scared because i dont have a relaxed nervous system and it always feels like im held at gunpoint

[swizzle parker @lethelampburn]

#whoremembers

[flor @rom9noff]

hello kitty pajamas girl or a goth femboy decisions decisions

[orion @cosmlcfire]

spencer shay was seattle community dick

[JukoDuko (COMMS OPEN) 🦒🦒🦒 @Jukobut3]

Diary of a wimpy kid is insane cuz you’ll be reading about Greg getting a bad grade and then he says some shit like “tbh if Rowley got molested he’d probably enjoy it”

[𝐒𝐭✰𝐫 Spider-Man SAW BND @wandastark828]

MJ is better than me cause I would’ve pulled his pants down and shown him a brand new day

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

I have stopped smoking weed for good.I am now smoking weed for evil

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Soon as Florence Pugh tell me to get in the hot tub